Chinese Subtitles

A list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong.

• "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."
• "Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."
• "Gun wounds again?"
• "Same old rules: no eyes, no groin."
• "A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries."
• Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!"
• "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."
• "Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"
• "Quiet or I'll blow your throat up."
• "You always use violence. I should have ordered glutinous rice chicken."
• "I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"
• "You daring lousy guy."
• "Beat him out of recognizable shape!"
• "I have been scared shitless too much lately."
• "I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!"
• "Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."
• "How can you use my intestines as a gift?"
• "The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?"

Simple Chinese

• Dung On MAI Shu - I stepped in excrement
• Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu - Let's sleep together
• Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table
• Fat Ho - An unattractive woman
• Ar U Wun Tu - A gay liberation greeting
• Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift
• Chow Mai Dong - Romantic proposition
• Dum Gai - A stupid person
• Wel Hung Gai - Is that a banana in your pocket?
• Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
• Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
• Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
• Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
• Kum Hia - Approach me
• Lao Ze Sho - Gilligan's Island
• Lao Zi - Not very good
• Lin Ching - An illegal execution
• Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
• Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
• Shai Gai - A bashful person
• Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
• Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse
• Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people
• Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.
• Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
• Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile
• Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?
• Wai U Shao Ting - There is no reason to raise your voice

Zen Tao

That was Zen, this is Tao.