Asian Bar

A 14 year old Chinese boy walks into a bar. He goes up to the the bar and signals the bartender, "I'll have a pint please." The bartender looks him up and down, laughs and says, "You're way too young!"
The boy replied, "How you know my name?"

Short Armed Italian

Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A Speech Impediment!

Polish Frogs

Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
A: Because it's their national bird.