Ethnic / Country Jokes

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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German Attitude

Q: What do you call a German with a bad attitude?
A: Sauerkraut.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Who's Saved First?

Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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