Fish High

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

Auditions Galore

My friend got a dozen auditions for movies in the last week. I asked him how and all he could say was, "It's this new medication." He never told me what it was, but I could safely assume that it was a fast acting drug.

Gallop for Ivermectin

Q: What was the precipitating event that led to the hydroxychloroquine/ivermectin switch?
A: I think the mane reason was not being saddled with needing a prescription and easily trotting over to Tractor Supply and pony up a few bits for some ivermectin. Neighsayers will cry foal and accuse me of gaitkeeping but this unbridled situation is becoming a night mare.