Drug Jokes

Hidden Cameras

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
December 18, 1992 - Michael J. Schmidt, 29, set up a hidden video camera at his home near Superior, Wis., because he had been burglarized several times and thought he could catch the culprits in the act. The burglars came back and were captured on tape, which Schmidt turned over to the sheriff. Among the items the burglars took from Schmidt's house was a box containing eight marijuana plants. Schmidt was charged with misdemeanor drug possession.

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Pothead Genie

As a pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in front of him. "I'll grant you two wishes," says the genie. The pothead replies, "I want a never ending joint." The genie says, "As you wish," and gives him the joint. The pothead takes a long drag and says, "Awesome! I want another one!"

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Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Possible Courses In Amsterdam:

  • Essentials of Bong Design: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.
  • Smuggling 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this Northern culture an expert at turning a rectum into a set of luggage.
  • Medieval Condom Use: Even Sir Lancelot had a rash. Discover how centuries of crotch scratchers protected their privates with specially designed shields.
  • The Development of Puke: Our native-born instructors take students from heaving to hurling.
  • Architecture of Early Modern Brothels: With the aid of walking tours and guest hooker lecturers.

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