Drug Jokes

Whitney Houston's Funeral

Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes)
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Matzo Ball & LSD

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.

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Anonymous

Wrong Road

My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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