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Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.
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Bad Combination
Q: What happens if you're given MDMA and LSD at the same time?
A: You're off to a bad start for a game of Scrabble.
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Olympic Swimmer
A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
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