Disease / Afflictions Jokes

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Worst Headache

Q: What's the worst way to get a headache?
A: When she sneezes.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Lawyer Gives Good and Bad News

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Oprectomy

KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
DATE:____________NAME:____________ADDRESS: ____________
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life. 
Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D.
Kenmore Hospital

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