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Blonde Jump

Q: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
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Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
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Blockbuster Video Lessons

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found it to be a great but complicated job. One day he was at the register and a older man came in and asked if he could buy a phone card. So the guy gave him a card, and he wrote him a check for $39.80. He then told him that it was 20 cents short, so he gave him 2 dimes. Unfortunately, when he typed this into the computer, he missed the period on the keyboard and it came up as 20 dollars. That night, the manager said that he was $19.80 short. The manager thought the guy had stolen it, so he fired him immediately. And the moral to this story is: "Guys get in trouble over missed periods."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (You're Fired) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes)
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