Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

No Strings Attached

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price. The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price. For one week only, you can purchase five boxes of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."

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The Difference Between Mono and Herpes

Q: What's the difference between mono and herpes?
A: You get mono from from snatching a kiss, and herpes from kissing a snatch.

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Bulimic Bachelor Party

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

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