Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Yo Mama - Brains and Farts

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Anonymous

Knock Knock Wannup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I wannup
I wannup who?
You do! I didn't need to know that!

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Anonymous

Six Weeks to Live

A guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, "Well, I'm afraid you have six weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh damn, well what should I do doctor?" The doctor tells him, "You should take a mud bath once a day for the next six weeks," and the guy asks, "Why? Is that supposed to help?" and the doctor says, "No, but it'll get you used to being in the ground."

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