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Yo Mama - Brains and Farts
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I wannup
I wannup who?
You do! I didn't need to know that!
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Anonymous
Six Weeks to Live
A guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, "Well, I'm afraid you have six weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh damn, well what should I do doctor?" The doctor tells him, "You should take a mud bath once a day for the next six weeks," and the guy asks, "Why? Is that supposed to help?" and the doctor says, "No, but it'll get you used to being in the ground."
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Submitted BY: hollow1030