Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2025 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Two Boys Visit Doctor
Two boys are in a doctor's office and one turns to the other and says, "What are you doing here?" The first kid says, "Well, I'm getting my tonsils out." The other kid says, "I had that done. Don't worry, it's not that bad. You get to lay around the house, eat ice cream and not have to talk to anyone." Then the other kid says, "That's good to know. What are you doing here?" The first kid replies, "I'm getting circumcised." The other kid responds, "Oh man, I had that done and it took me a year to learn to walk!"
Categories:
Disease / Afflictions Jokes
, Jokes about Kids
- 9
- 8
- 10
Anonymous
Hospital Herpes
Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.
- 0
- 2
- 4
Anonymous
Skeleton Attend Funeral Alone
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone?
A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.
- 0
- 0
- 2
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous