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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Oprectomy
KENMORE HOSPITAL
61 COMMONWEALTH AVE.
BOSTON, MA. 02115
DATE:____________NAME:____________ADDRESS: ____________
Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of this extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on life.
Sincerely, J. Grabber, M.D.
Kenmore Hospital
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Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there!
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Submitted BY: Charlie Viracola
What Time is It?
My Scandinavian friend hit his head and lost his memory
Doesn't know he's Bjorn.
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Written By: KielPhillips
