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Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Only Two Chances
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both...
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Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Five Penises
A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have five penises!" The doctor says, "Good lord! How do your pants fit?" The man replies, "Like a glove."
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The Gross Hemorrhoid
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step on it when you walk!
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