Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Missing Baby

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.  One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.  The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"  Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Leaving the Hospital

Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Riddles
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