Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Hand Transplant

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!

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Bladder Trouble

Q: What did the doctor tell the patient with bladder problems?
A: Urine trouble.

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Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.  He inquisitively ask the lady,  "why is your stomach so big?"  She replied, "I'm having a baby."  With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"  She said, "He sure is."  Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"  She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."  With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

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