How Did Stevie Wonder Pierce His Ears?

Q: How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears?
A: He answered the stapler.

Stevie Wonder's New Car

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
A: Neither has he.

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A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me, “Ain’t she beautiful?”
I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”
He replied with, “Why, is she a stunner as well?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician”