Dark Humor Jokes - Incest Jokes

Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Prom Date

It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have a date. Her brother felt sorry for her and decided to help. He offered to take her. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. At the dance, they just sat there. Her brother offered to dance. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. After the dance, her brother took her to Makeout Mountain. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. It got hot and heavy, and they ended up having sex. Afterwards, she turned to her brother and said "Man, you're better than Dad!" "Yeah, that's what Mom says, too!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Anonymous

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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