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Dark Humor Jokes - Drowning Jokes
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said, "Cool! It really works"!
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Drown my Troubles
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!
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Synchronized Swimming
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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