Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Anonymous

Hitchhiking

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked, ”Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”
I told him that the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.
 

Submitted BY: JackD

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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