Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Tombstone

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

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A Serial Killing

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"

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Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

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