Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

You Might Be a Redneck 44

Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Tough job

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?"
"I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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