Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Warnings

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list.

Anonymous

Osama Is Dead

Q: What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A: A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.

Anonymous

Legacy

Three retired friends were talking over drinks about their careers and they got on the subject of leaving a legacy.  One friend asked the others, when people see you in your casket, what would you like them to say?  The first friend hoped they would comment on how great a doctor and family man he was.  The second friend hoped they would comment on him being a great teacher and making a difference.  The third friend paused in reflection then said, I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving!"

Anonymous
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