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Vampires in a Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood, too." Then the third vampire says, "I'd like a pint a plasma." Then the bartender says, "OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?"
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Prince Charles and OJ Simpson
Q: What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.
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Christmas Gifting
My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.
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