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Cross the Road Jokes - Chicken Cross the Road Jokes
Chicken Cross the Road Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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Animal Jokes
(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
, Cross the Road Jokes
(Chicken Cross the Road Jokes)
, Ethnic / Country Jokes
(Iraq Jokes)
, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous
Gum Cross
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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Submitted BY: emm0921
Chicken Cross the Road - Hungry
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because my black ass was hungry.
Categories:
Cross the Road Jokes
(Chicken Cross the Road Jokes)
, Racist Jokes
(Black Jokes)
, Riddles
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