Cheating Signs

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Bill Cosby

Q: Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby?
A: No?  Add another one to the list.

Van and the Queen

Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her, "Jis you know Queen you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen your clothes are so nice and you know Queen your food is bakgat!" The Queen gets pissed off with this Queen bit and says to Van. "Mr Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen this and Queen that the correct title is "Your highness". Van says, " ..jis that is unbelievable, my brother's name is also Johannes and he is also a queen!"