Sex with Jennifer

After the sex I had with Jennifer Aniston yesterday there are three things I can tell you:
1. She's tight as hell. It was a real struggle getting it in.
2. She will take it all over her face without saying a word.
3. The staff at the wax museum have no sense of humor at all.

Dracula Vs Superman

Q: How does Dracula plan to destroy Superman? 
A: He's going to lure him into his crypt tonight.

ZipperGate Update

In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms. Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering a full throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources, close to the investigation, report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for details concerning an oral pact with Mr. Clinton to withhold evidence. Although the independent prosecutor's team will drill Monica prior to her testimony, beltway observers do not anticipate a full dress rehearsal.