Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Muslim Bookstore

The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim bookstore had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off!  Get out and Stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Anonymous

Pirate Birthday

Q: What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?
A: Aye Matey!

Anonymous

Apple Users

People who use Apple products are constantly reminding you that they use Apple products.
Sent from my iPhone.

Submitted BY: DruidQ
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