Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Knock Knock - Ronda Rousey

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anybody
Anybody Who?
No - Anybody Holm?

Submitted BY: britishgent60

Melting in Hell

P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?" He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."

Anonymous

Green and Pork

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger.

Anonymous
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