Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Michael Jackson Doll

Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

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Wookie Down

The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak, but it was a little Chewie.

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Good News and Bad News

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's... there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago." "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"

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