Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Reunite the Beetles

Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
A: Two more bullets.

Anonymous

Malaysia & USA

Q: What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?
A:  USA  has got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

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Anonymous

Tesla Aroma

Q: Do you know why Tesla's don't have that new car smell?
A: They decided to ship them with Elon's Musk

Submitted BY: KenL
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