Thore!

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment.  She only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn't affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long.  Then in the morning Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now." She looked at him and said, "You're thore I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."

Elton John vs Princess Diana

Q: What's the difference between Elton John and Princess Diana?
A: One's composing, the other is decomposing.

Frankenstein Has No Kids

Q: Why can't Frankenstein have children?
A: Because his nuts are on his neck.