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Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Tom Brady

Q: Why did Tom Brady challenge the news report that he was retiring?
A: He didn't want his announcement to be deflated.

Anonymous

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...
Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!

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Contact OJ

Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

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