Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

I Know I'm God

The Pope is hearing confessions at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, a man goes into the booth and the Pope says what do you have to confess my son…
Man:  Why should I confess to you when I know I'm God?
Pope:  Nice try, but I can see your hair through the screen, Mr. Trump.

Submitted BY: Jimmy Fallon

Chipotle Quiz

What is Chipotle most known for?
A. Steak Bowls
B. Delicious Tacos
C. Chips
D. Burritos
E. Coli

Submitted BY: nilshmagdrag

Apple - Watch Out

Q: How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's around 4 PM? 
A: The Apple Watch battery is dead.

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