Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Hillary Wear Short Dress

Q: Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
A: Her balls would show.

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Elton John - Wind

David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Bill and Jesse

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout shower. Bill looks down and says, ''Jesse, how'd you get that huge pecker?!'' Jesse replies, ''All I do is whack it four times on the bedpost everynight.'' So, Bill sneaks upstairs and whacks his four time in the bedpost, whereupon Hillary wakes up and says, ''Is that you, Jesse?'''

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