Dario Argento Fans

Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gory detail, using obscure camera angles.

Mike Tyson Apologizes

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

CNN and Titanic

Q: What's the difference between CNN and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic still had her anchors when she went under.