Hooters

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?
A: What did you name the other one?

Blonde and a Computer

Q:  How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
A:  There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Cheating On A Blond

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up... you're next!"