Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

A Blonde Is Speeding

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

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Blonde Parking Sign

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:

Parking for Drive-through Customers Only

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Air Head

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it.

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