Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

I Can't Cook

The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"

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Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A: Can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.

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Blonde Relatives

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

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