Blonde Sweet 'N Low

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet 'N Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke!

How Long

This blonde teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court about a paternity issue. The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years, I tell you years" she replied. "That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he been intimate with you?" "I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."

Natural Blonde

My sister, who is a natural blonde, graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting. I suggested that since Microsoft is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and become a southern blonde Microsoft lawyer (and be the butt of any joke on the internet).