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Blonde and an Ape
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A: A retarded ape.
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Lawnmower
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
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Blonde Sweet 'N Low
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet 'N Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke!
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