Ice Fishing

Fred and his blonde wife went fishing in Alaska. In the middle of nowhere, where the area was filled with nothing but white snow, they finally found a lake and so they cast their lines. After an hour or two, Fred's wife yelled, "Honey come quick I got a bite!" So Fred rushed to his wife only to find out her line was lying flat and he couldn't see any movement. So he said, "Your line isn't moving honey, no one is biting." "I got a bite," she insisted. "Where?" asked Fred. "My foot, I got a frost bite."

Blondes Eyes

Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Pillsbury Dough Boy and Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a blonde??
A:  A whiny bitch with a yeast infection/