Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Cheating Test

A blonde wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she ran-out on him. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of their marriage and wasn't going to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen table and hid under the bed when she heard her husband open the garage.
Her husband came into the kitchen, saw the note and then wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of pants. He then called someone on his cell phone and said, "Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, she's gone, gone gone! I'll be over in 10 minutes! He then rushed out and drove off.
The blonde wife comes out from under the bed with tears in her eyes and reads what her husband wrote on the note. "I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed. I've gone to buy some beer."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Blondes And Jello

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?

A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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PC Curtains

Q: Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Riddles
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