Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking handsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Wow, he is so good looking, but that dandruff on him is a real turn off"." I think we should give him some Head and Shoulders!" said the brunette. All of a sudden the blonde turns to the brunette with a confused look and says, "Okay, but how do you give shoulders?"

Blond At A Porn Movie

Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!

Voices

Blonde: "Doc, you've gotta help me. I keep hearing voices." Doc: "When are you hearing these voices?" Blonde: "When I'm on the telephone."