Blonde Speeding

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: "May I see your license?"
Lady: "What does it look like?"
Officer: "It's a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Confusing Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.

Blonde With Square Boobs

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.