Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Alzheimer's

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Insult Jokes , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes)
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The Blonde Gets Pulled Over

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and decides to pull it over. He walks up to the car and sees a beautiful blonde woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."  She blows up the balloon and he walks over to the police car.  After a couple of minutes comes back and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She replies "You mean it shows that, too?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Twins?

Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Riddles
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