Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Thor the God of Love

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says, "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says, "YOUR THOR??? I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde)
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Santa to the Blondes

Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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