Bar Jokes - Bar Fight Jokes

New and Improved Karate Chop

A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China." The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Irish Assault and Battery

In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at. "Four glasses of ale," was the reply. "Next?" "Two glasses of whiskey." "Next?" "One glass of brandy." "Next?" "A fight."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Englishmen Taunt the Irish

Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner. The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The second Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" "Oh, no, I didn't know that. Thank you." The third Englishman yells, "Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?" "Oh, no. But that's what your friends have been trying to tell me."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Anonymous
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