Three Tough Rats

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

Plain And Simple

Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
A: Take a look in the window.

Elephants In A Pub

Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?
A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.