Priest, Rabbi, and Dwarf Walk into a Bar

A priest, a rabbi, and a dwarf walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?!"

Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender. The boss replied, "Good, in that case then, YOU fire her!"

Penguin In A Bar

A penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?"