The Life of Pablo

Q: What's the best song on the new Kanye West album?
A:

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."

Tenors And Light Bulbs

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."