Art & Music Jokes

Knock Knock - Ahmed

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

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Anonymous

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Anonymous

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

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